Instant Messaging Fun

The names have been changed to protect the innocent:

(4:28:24 PM) Ignatius Slipsham:
ughhh
(4:28:29 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: having a case of the fridays
(4:28:49 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: I know what you mean. I can NOT stop farting either.
(4:28:59 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: haha farting?
(4:29:17 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: i meant i keep looking at the clock cause i wanna goooooooooo
(4:29:20 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: Err….What did you mean by a case of the Fridays? πŸ™‚
(4:29:24 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: ahhh
(4:29:34 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: Yeah, that’s what I meant too. I was confused. πŸ™‚
(4:29:46 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: did you have a good lunch
(4:30:07 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: Yup – it was fun ’cause we didn’t have to deal with Darth Vader. πŸ™‚
(4:30:19 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: how was the food today
(4:30:26 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: i really disliked my food last time i was there
(4:30:42 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: good – I had a grilled chicken salad. It was yummy.
(4:31:02 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: that sounds better then what i ate
(4:31:26 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: i think they ahve a new lunch menu cause i don’t remember seeing that
(4:32:20 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: last time i had shrimp and rice…and it was swimming in tomato sauce and butter lol – so nasty
(4:32:30 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: eesh
(4:32:48 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: that would give me wicked diarrhea
(4:33:23 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: i just picked at it…haven’t been back since πŸ˜›
(4:33:44 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: In fact, that’s how they should advertise it in their menus. “This dish will give you wicked diarhea.” That way, if you actually want diarrhea, you’ll know what to order.
(4:33:53 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: LOL
(4:34:03 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: attention constipated people
(4:34:12 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: need to flush your system?
(4:34:19 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: eat this nasty lunch
(4:34:21 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: lol
(4:35:01 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: They should call it the “Tomato Shrimp Corn Blow” or maybe “Pipe Cleaner”.
(4:35:30 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: sounds delicous
(4:35:44 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: I should run a restaurant.
(4:36:05 PM) Ignatius Slipsham: i don’t know if i would eat there…lol
(4:36:36 PM) Edward T. Fownhome/Work: Unless you were constipated. πŸ™‚

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