Fubarwithacrowbar is a collection of random musings and satire that some people may find offensive.  If phrases like ‘ignorant Republican pig-fuckers’ cause you distress, you probably won’t like it here. I’ve got nothing against Republicans or ignorant people in general, and if they have the time and means to have sex with pigs, who am I to judge? I’m just saying that the Barry Manilow website might be more your speed if naughty words offend you.

On occasion, I come up with things that don’t have any swear words at all and some people STILL find it funny. I know! What the fuck is up with that?